Pissed

Drunken and rude passengers aboard a plane are a nightmare. But it’s even worse when you happen to be the unlucky person seated right next to a rude drunkard. And once the rude drunkard starts to harass you, it’s easy to lose your temper. Particularly if that rude drunkard is not even remotely your type…

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Read an excerpt.

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Some background information:

• Pissed is a short story of 2400 words. This story may also be found in the collection Flights of Madness.
• Pissed was inspired by sitting across the aisle of a heavily drunk young man on a flight from Amsterdam to Newcastle. And yes, the real life Mr Fully Loaded did speak in a slurred Geordie accent and he did order and was served another beer on the flight. And since it was a KLM flight, the beer really was Heineken.
• The real life Mr. Fully Loaded was almost as annoying as his fictional counterpart. Though he did not harass me and unlike the narrator in the story, I did not stab him with a ballpoint pen.
• The title is a play on the double meaning of “pissed” as “drunk” in colloquial British usage as well as “pissed off”.
• The unnamed narrator of Pissed is a lesbian woman. This makes Pissed one of two stories with lesbian protagonists I have written. The other is Outlaw Love, by the way.
• The cover photo was taken by a German photographer only known as fcl1971 and shows the waiting area at what is likely Frankfurt/Main International Airport.